Photos by Chasity Lollis (via TheRealDerv)
cute things to call your girlfriend:
1. sugar
2. honey
3. flour
4. egg
5. 1/2lb butter
6. stir
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
i love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly
Owner asks dogs to hide because customer is scared of dogs
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Translation
[Three dogs are sleeping on a welcome mat of a shop of some kind. A cat is nestled in between them.]
Owner: Customers are coming. They’re scared of dogs. Hurry up. Customers are coming.
[Dogs slowly get up and walk off to the back in single file. Cat remains on the front step. Just before the last dog enters the back room, the owner calls out again.]
Owner: Teng (Dog’s name), go get Xiao Bao (Cat’s name) too. Go fetch Xiao Bao
[Dog turns back to the entrance and gently drags the clearly reluctant cat back inside. The owner speaks softly as the dog approaches the camera]
Owner (softly): All right, put (the cat) down.
[The owner gives what looks like dried jerky to the dog]
Owner: Let Xiao Bao eat some. Let Xiao Bao eat some.
[The dog takes the jerky and lowers his head so that the cat can nibble on the other end]
This is literally the best video I’ve seen in my entire life
fuck army service, everyone in the population should do mandatory 1 year of work in customer service so they can learn some fucking manners
Does anyone have that pic of the three cats lined up and the black one has a really stupid look on its face
You mean this one???
Yes thank you
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